Rwandan Swearing: The Anti-Bart Simpson

OK, to augment today's earlier post about swearing in Irish. Here are my favorite swear words of all time. They are all from Kinyarwanda, which is spoken in Rwanda.

Urakisegura inzira = Do die of hunger!

Kabure amaso ibirori bije = Get blind at celebration time!

Gashinyike bashikura = Do starve alone!

Kanyare ico = Do piss impurities!

Urakannywa wa Base = Drink dirty river water!

and my favorite...

Kabure inka = Have no cow!